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Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine.
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!
What's it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games? The OlymPigs.
This pig headband is exactly what you need if you love pigs.